But, just in the event that anyone is feeling generous out here on the interwebz, and has some money to throw at a funny babe like me, my birthday is coming up just around the corner. Actually in one month and 2 days, i will be a quarter of a century. Fuck. 25. Really not siked about this age, but what can you do? Everyone gets old, I might as well celebrate it.
anyways, if you go to amazon.com and you type in twoworldlybabes@gmail.com you will find my list of things I want. I also want other stuff, but in the same vein of items. I like taxidermy, tattoo stuff, mac make up and technology, oh and vinyl records too. I’m pretty easy to shop for considering i pretty much made a list. anyways. i’ve been packing. it’s been snowing in chicago, and i’m eager to get back to sun and shorts and debauchery.
xoxo.
sara
ps- this is me with a face mask on looking like jambi. I fucking love jambi. see? we look alike.

mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-hi-nee-ho!
sweet mint julep and apricot
Are more animal bones on that list because I might have another score coming up soon. Also hello to Heather. I miss both of you. Turkey Skin Tacos. Three is a good age. Both of you are awesome.
Gerrity!!!!!! I miss you. Make a facebook already! Diana posted a status update on there about you!
Alright I made one, now how the fuck do I see these updates….
Wasn’t this from the Pee Wee Herman Show? LAWLZ!