ALL ABOUT HUY

i watched interview with the vampire. it made me want to interview people. and hang out with vampires.

the blog has been ignored. i have been feeling down. deal with it. or bribe me. or write super nice emails to me to help cheer me up. this is a post to let you know, i will be more focused on this blog because i am using it as a platform to interview, photograph and give propers to people i think are fuckinfantastic. put that word into bablefish and try to translate it. booyah.

the first interview i wanted to conduct has been put on the back burner due to “scheduling conflicts”. so i decided to interview one of the girls i work with. she’s the olson twin’s long lost vietnamese sister. she’s always dressed in black and perfectly over-accessorised. she’s little and loud and let me interview her. 

without further adue, i present: HUY TRAN!

i like being on top!
i didn’t ask your preference. so you’re ready to start?

shoot…. pass. just kidding.

aren’t belly buttons  the weirdest things ever.

yeah. but, i have an innie. so, i don’t really care.

what’s wrong with outties?

nothing. i’m just glad i have an innie.

i have an innie-outtie.

that’s cool.

can i see your belly button?

see?

what kind of boys do you like?

the ones without penises.

so you’re a lesbian?

no.

what are you then?

i would consider myself straight. but a little off kilter.

who is your dream boy?

that’s a hard question.

so, you are a lesbian!

[laughs] i like all boys. ummmm… jamie dornan. you know, from the calvin klein ads.

lesbian.

i don’t know!!!

you seem stylish. who’s your style icon.

duh.

duh?

duh. you don’t think it’s obvious.

um, me?

duh. you’re my hero. no, um… i would say abraham lincoln because he always wore big hats. and he was tall. and wore black. those are my favorite things. hats, being tall and black [pause] clothes.

is this a good interview?

well, i like the person doing the interview.

so that’s a ‘no’?

[laughs]

how often do people correctly guess that you are vietnamese?

never. so i just lie to keep it spicy.

so you like spicy things?

i don’t like tapatio. but i like a little heat.

is there a fashion phase you went through that makes you cringe when you think of it now?

mid-drift tops. i thought i was gwen stefani.

me too. what era of gwendom?

circa… hella god. rock steady.

ooooooh…

yeah. obsessed.

if you could style gwen, what would you put her in?

i don’t think of her that much anymore. that’s sad. that’s a bad answer. i know she has a line and everything, but i just don’t think of her as fashion anymore.

so, who would you want to dress?

you.

shut up. lesbian.

anna wintour.

what would you do to her? she dresses good, no?

i like her style. but, i’d change her up. i’d put her in sweat pants. but, really fancy sweat pants. like isabelle marant.

who the fuck?

she’s a designer i like a lot right now.

i’m looking her up.

or i’d put her in something crazy. like balmain.

what? who?!

b-a-l-m-a-i-n. they’re the ones that did big shoulders this season.

oh yeah…. psych. i’m looking them up. [looks it up] oh… kind of rocker chic?

isn’t it chic?

that’s what i said. i like this boy…

who?

on the balmain website.

what’s his name?

mr. balmain. or something. i don’t fucking know. i can see his belly button.

innie or outie?

outie! booyah!

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